Have Fun!

Пара из России приезжает на курорт. Заходят в номер, располагаются. Вдруг муж слышит крики жены. 

– Тут мышь! Аааааааа!
– Позвони на ресепшен, объясни ситуацию, ты хоть что–то по-английски знаешь, а я ноль! 
Муж звонит на ресепшен:
– Hello!
– Hello.
– Do you know "Tom and Jerry"?
– Yes.
– Jerry is here.

Charming cats with thumbs

(ответы находятся ниже)
 1: Can giraffes have babies?
 2: What has lots of eyes but never sees?
 3: What teaches without talking?
 4: How many 9's between 1 and 100?
 5: What is black and white and pink all over?
 6: What is always coming, but never arrives?
 7: What is always in bed but never sleeps?
 8: When is the best time to have lunch?
 9: What is a bird after it is 5 yeas old?
 10: Think fast: There's an electric train traveling south. The wind is from the north-west. In which direction would the smoke from the train be blowing?
 11: What black and white all over?
 12: Clean, but not water, White, but not snow, Sweet, but not ice-cream, What is it?
 13: How much water can you put into an empty 2 quart jar?
 14: What kind of apple isn't an apple?
 15: Give me food and I will live. Give me water and I will die. What am I?
 16: Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
 17: Where were lemons first found?
 18: If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
 19: Why are dogs such poor dancers? 
 20: What always ends everything?
 21: Can giraffes have babies? 
 22: Which alphabet is a hot drink?
 23: Why is an eye doctor like a teacher? 
 24: When do elephants have eight feet?
 25: How is seasickness like an auction? 
 26: What kind of can never needs a can opener? 
 27: What kind of clothed do lawyers wear? 
 28: Why was Count Dracula glad to help young vampires? 
 29: What is that above your head but under your cap?
 30: In what month do children talk the least?
 31: How many eggs can the giant eat on an empty stomach?
 32: What often falls and never gets hurt?
 33: When do horses have eight legs?
 34: What is there in your house that you must look into?
 35: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
 36: Where do the world's finest oranges grow?
 37: Should you stir your tea with your left hand or your right hand?
 38: What has two arms and four legs?
 39: What goes up when the rain comes down?
 40: A little old woman with twelve children: some short, some long, some cold, some warm. What is it?
 41: What man cannot live inside the house?
 42: What runs but never walks?
 43: The doors are open in the morning but shut at night. If you look into them, you'll see yourself inside.
 44: What kind of teeth cannot bite?
 45: Four legs but not an animal.
 46: What can you hear but not see?
 47: When I eat I live, but when I drink I die. What am I?
 48: Clean, but not water. White but not snow. Sweet but not honey. What is it?
 49: There is a question to which we cannot answer "yes". What question is it?
 50: It is your parents' child. It is not your brother. It is not your sister. Who is it?
(загадки находятся выше)
 1: No, they only have giraffes!
 2: A potato
 3: A book.
 4: 20
 5: An embarrassed zebra
 6: Tomorrow
 7: A river
 8: After breakfast!
 9: Six years old
 10: An electric train has no smoke!
 11: A newspaper
 12: Sugar
 13: None, it would not be empty.                                       
 14: A pineapple
 15: Fire
 16: On a map.
 17: In a tree
 18: A secret.
 19: They have two left feet.
 20: The letter
 21: No, they only have giraffes.
 22: T(tea)
 23: They both test the pupils.
 24: When there are two of them.
 25: One is the effects of a sail and the other is a sale of effects.
 26: A pelican
 27: Lawsuits
 28: He liked to see new blood in the business.
 29: your hair
 30: in February
 31: one
 32: snow
 33: when there are two of them
 34: a mirror
 35: a blackboard
 36: on trees
 37: use a spoon
 38: an armchair
 39: an umbrella
 40: a year
 41: a snowman
 42: a river
 43: eyes
 44: the teeth of a comb
 45: bed
 46: wind
 47: fire
 48: milk
 49: Are you sleeping?
 50: I

4 комментария:

  1. Очень познавательно и забавно, мы хохотали)))))

  2. Видимо, я в Лондон уеду еще не скоро)))буду изучать английский с Вашим сайтом, Мария Юрьевна, интересно и мотивирует!