Have Fun!

Пара из России приезжает на курорт. Заходят в номер, располагаются. Вдруг муж слышит крики жены. 

– Тут мышь! Аааааааа!

– Позвони на ресепшен, объясни ситуацию, ты хоть что–то по-английски знаешь, а я ноль! 

Муж звонит на ресепшен:

– Hello!

– Hello.

– Do you know "Tom and Jerry"?

– Yes.

– Jerry is here.

Charming cats with thumbs

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(ответы находятся ниже)

 1: Can giraffes have babies?

 2: What has lots of eyes but never sees?

 3: What teaches without talking?

 4: How many 9's between 1 and 100?

 5: What is black and white and pink all over?

 6: What is always coming, but never arrives?

 7: What is always in bed but never sleeps?

 8: When is the best time to have lunch?

 9: What is a bird after it is 5 yeas old?

 10: Think fast: There's an electric train traveling south. The wind is from the north-west. In which direction would the smoke from the train be blowing?

 11: What black and white all over?

 12: Clean, but not water, White, but not snow, Sweet, but not ice-cream, What is it?

 13: How much water can you put into an empty 2 quart jar?

 14: What kind of apple isn't an apple?

 15: Give me food and I will live. Give me water and I will die. What am I?

 16: Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?

 17: Where were lemons first found?

 18: If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you do not have it. What is it?

 19: Why are dogs such poor dancers? 

 20: What always ends everything?

 21: Can giraffes have babies? 

 22: Which alphabet is a hot drink?

 23: Why is an eye doctor like a teacher? 

 24: When do elephants have eight feet?

 25: How is seasickness like an auction? 

 26: What kind of can never needs a can opener? 

 27: What kind of clothed do lawyers wear? 

 28: Why was Count Dracula glad to help young vampires? 

 29: What is that above your head but under your cap?

 30: In what month do children talk the least?

 31: How many eggs can the giant eat on an empty stomach?

 32: What often falls and never gets hurt?

 33: When do horses have eight legs?

 34: What is there in your house that you must look into?

 35: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

 36: Where do the world's finest oranges grow?

 37: Should you stir your tea with your left hand or your right hand?

 38: What has two arms and four legs?

 39: What goes up when the rain comes down?

 40: A little old woman with twelve children: some short, some long, some cold, some warm. What is it?

 41: What man cannot live inside the house?

 42: What runs but never walks?

 43: The doors are open in the morning but shut at night. If you look into them, you'll see yourself inside.

 44: What kind of teeth cannot bite?

 45: Four legs but not an animal.

 46: What can you hear but not see?

 47: When I eat I live, but when I drink I die. What am I?

 48: Clean, but not water. White but not snow. Sweet but not honey. What is it?

 49: There is a question to which we cannot answer "yes". What question is it?

 50: It is your parents' child. It is not your brother. It is not your sister. Who is it?

  

Ответы 

(загадки находятся выше)

 1: No, they only have giraffes!

 2: A potato

 3: A book.

 4: 20

 5: An embarrassed zebra

 6: Tomorrow

 7: A river

 8: After breakfast!

 9: Six years old

 10: An electric train has no smoke!

 11: A newspaper

 12: Sugar

 13: None, it would not be empty.                                       

 14: A pineapple

 15: Fire

 16: On a map.

 17: In a tree

 18: A secret.

 19: They have two left feet.

 20: The letter

 21: No, they only have giraffes.

 22: T(tea)

 23: They both test the pupils.

 24: When there are two of them.

 25: One is the effects of a sail and the other is a sale of effects.

 26: A pelican

 27: Lawsuits

 28: He liked to see new blood in the business.

 29: your hair

 30: in February

 31: one

 32: snow

 33: when there are two of them

 34: a mirror

 35: a blackboard

 36: on trees

 37: use a spoon

 38: an armchair

 39: an umbrella

 40: a year

 41: a snowman

 42: a river

 43: eyes

 44: the teeth of a comb

 45: bed

 46: wind

 47: fire

 48: milk

 49: Are you sleeping?

 50: I