Funny tonguetwisters by Bryant Oden

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А это одни из любимых мной и моими учениками, которые вначале говорили, что это компьютерная обработка и так быстро петь "просто нереально". "Реально", - сказали они через месяц, напевая эти песни быстрее исполнителя.) Осторожно, ломает языки!)

История про собаку)

A Lost Dog 

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, "This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before."

So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea. He says loudly, "Mmm...that was a delicious lion meat!"

April Fool's Day

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.

 Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” 

The cat ran away.

 “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse.

 “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a foreign language.”

There's a special museum that collects all the hoaxes. Visit it and have fun!(click the picture)

A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
The owner of the restaurant says, "Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don't understand."
The panda says, "Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out the door. So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading "Panda". It reads:"Panda: black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves."